FUZZYPHONE

$299.00

Vintage saturation, straight from your mic.

Bring warmth, grit, and character straight from the source with the FUZZYPHONE — a handmade microphone with built-in analog saturation that gives your recordings a vintage, overdriven tone full of life. Inspired by the distortion of old tape machines and overdriven preamps, the FUZZYPHONE lets you add rich harmonic texture to vocals, guitars, drums, or synths with a simple twist of the knob.

Built for creators chasing character, not perfection.

  • Analog Warmth: Real analog circuitry inside the microphone delivers true harmonic distortion — not a digital emulation.

  • Simple Control: One knob takes you from subtle tape-style saturation to full fuzzy breakup.

  • Studio or Stage: Perfect for recording or live use — from smooth warmth to gritty chaos, all from one mic.

  • Powered by +48V Phantom: Runs entirely on standard phantom power. No batteries or external power supply needed.

  • Handmade in France: Each unit is meticulously crafted, tested, and tuned for a uniquely musical personality.

Twist the knob. Find your sound.

Vintage saturation, straight from your mic.

Bring warmth, grit, and character straight from the source with the FUZZYPHONE — a handmade microphone with built-in analog saturation that gives your recordings a vintage, overdriven tone full of life. Inspired by the distortion of old tape machines and overdriven preamps, the FUZZYPHONE lets you add rich harmonic texture to vocals, guitars, drums, or synths with a simple twist of the knob.

Built for creators chasing character, not perfection.

  • Analog Warmth: Real analog circuitry inside the microphone delivers true harmonic distortion — not a digital emulation.

  • Simple Control: One knob takes you from subtle tape-style saturation to full fuzzy breakup.

  • Studio or Stage: Perfect for recording or live use — from smooth warmth to gritty chaos, all from one mic.

  • Powered by +48V Phantom: Runs entirely on standard phantom power. No batteries or external power supply needed.

  • Handmade in France: Each unit is meticulously crafted, tested, and tuned for a uniquely musical personality.

Twist the knob. Find your sound.

A Modern Classic, Born from Imperfection

The FUZZYPHONE was designed for musicians and engineers who miss the character of old gear — that sweet spot where sound starts to break up, but in the most musical way. Instead of chasing sterile clarity, it embraces imperfection. Every take through the FUZZYPHONE feels alive, adding color, energy, and emotion that plugins just can’t fake.

How It Works

The FUZZYPHONE is a condenser microphone with a custom analog saturation circuit built inside. Powered entirely by +48V phantom power, it naturally introduces rich harmonic distortion that responds to your performance. Lower levels stay smooth and warm, while louder signals bloom into gritty, compressed fuzz that cuts beautifully through a mix.

It’s not just for vocals — try it on drums, guitars, synths, or amps. You’ll instantly get that saturated, vintage tape-machine vibe without touching a plugin.

Build & Design

Each FUZZYPHONE is handmade in France, built with premium components and tested by ear for tone and consistency. The enclosure design takes inspiration from retro broadcast microphones, combining vintage aesthetic with modern reliability. The single control knob keeps things intuitive — it’s about listening and feeling, not tweaking endless settings.

Compatibility

The FUZZYPHONE connects via a standard XLR and runs on +48V phantom power. It works seamlessly with any professional audio interface, preamp, or mixer that provides phantom power — no extra gear or setup required.

Creative Uses

  • Vocals: Add warmth, intimacy, or full vintage breakup.

  • Drums: Crush overheads or room mics for instant vibe.

  • Guitars & Bass: Get that old-school, saturated tone straight from the mic — rich, warm, and alive.

  • Synths & Keys: Bring analog life to clean electronic tones.

  • Experimental: Push it to extremes for gritty lo-fi or blown-out textures.

  • Every artist finds something different inside it — a new tone, a new texture, a new idea.

Twist the knob. Find your sound.